broccoli boycott

well, in an effort to keep the dogs healthy, i have been driving long distances to a special dog food store to purchase really expensive special dog food for them, free of any grains, unhealthy additives and full of high end protein. fyi-dogs aren't supposed to have grains. they are carnivores. duhh. have you ever seen some random coyote chewing on a corncob? in addition to all of the healthy, high priced food i am giving them (i have a prolific money tree growing in my back yard designated with a little sign on it, "for dogs") i gave toby some left over steamed broccoli, thinking it would be good for him. vegetables, you know, good idea, right? not. he is a farting machine now, who reeks of stagnant, rotting broccoli. as if his previous gas problem wasn't bad enough. uggh.